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Thursday, January 9th, 2003
4:30 pm	...xxx... I know, I know. I never write entries and I haven't logged on for months. BUT... I DO take quizzes! If you're a prude I recommend you not scrolling down... These are hilarious, though. Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Talking Dirty All the dirty things you speak, Make your lovers go totally weak. "Kiss me here, lick me there. Parade around in your underwear." What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva Your Sex Position is Upside Down 69 Daring. Dangerous. And oh so tasty. You go crazy when you go south - And you love getting it in the mouth. What's Your Sex Position? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva You Taste Like Everything in the Kitchen! If you think rotten crotch tastes bad Then try your own peas & whipped cream combo Ever heard of taking out the trash? What Do *You* Taste Like? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva You Are Backdoor Barbie! You come complete with easy to remove velcro panties, a bottle of lube, and a home HIV test. Enema and butt plug sold separately. Not recommended for children under age 6. What Naughty Barbie Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva You Are A Juicy Kisser! Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them. You are the perfect kisser - with the right combo of lips and tongue. It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates! How Do *You* Kiss? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva You Should Star in Cumshot Porn! He said it was good for your skin. Well, he lied. What Porn Should *You* Star In? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 20th, 2002
8:00 pm	quizzes Which Personality Disorder Do You Have? brought to you by Quizilla which sexy lead-singer are you? brought to you by Quizilla Which Office Space Character Are You? brought to you by Quizilla I am 39% Grunge What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week. Take the Grunge Test at fuali.com I am 50% Emo Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater. Take the Emo Test at fuali.com I am 40% Geek You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the Geek Test at fuali.com I am 41% Punk Rock Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope. Take the Punk Rock Test at fuali.com I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world. Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com I am 71% Metal Head I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the Metal Head Test at fuali.com I am 51% Ska Well, maybe I'm trying too hard, maybe I'm not trying hard enough. I shouldn't forget my roots, and remember that punk and reggae wouldn't exist without ska. Take the Ska Test at fuali.com Current Mood: cold Current Music: "Inane" - KMFDM (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 19th, 2002
8:54 pm	Q&A from Heather's journal x. favorite color: sky blue x. favorite drinks: Code Red, Pepsi, water, coffee x. favorite computer accessory: I dunno, my scanner broke... I guess the mic. x. favorite cookie: Chocolate Chip x. favorite author: Ray Bradbury and J.D. Salinger x. favorite Beatle: June Bug x. favorite way of getting buzzed: a phone call x. favorite chipmunk: Alvin x. favorite ice cream: any, I suppose x. do you believe in love at first sight: No, I'm logical. x. do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: Mostly. x. do you put empty cartons back in the fridge: Nope. x. do you do things you know you shouldn't: Yeah. x. do you take responsibility: Sometimes. x. do you have someone else's underwear: Nah... x. do you associate with people you don't even like: Occasionally. x. do you have any psychological disorders: Yep. x. do you drink diet soda: Occasionally. x. have you masturbated in front of someone (not your lover): When I was a little girl and didn't know any better. x. have you broken the law: I suppose I have. x. have you had one too many to drinks: Yeah, accidently. x. have you stuffed cocoa puffs up your nose: No, I glued them to my nipples. x. have you backed into something: Nope. x. have you bitten someone until the bled: Yeah, I didn't mean for them to bleed, though. x. have you ever stolen a street sign: When I was a little kid I knocked one over. x. have you ever been kissed: Yep. x. have you ever been in a food fight: Small ones. x. have you ever sucked helium: Yep. x. what are you not doing: Juggling tomatoes x. what are you talking about: The Westside football game x. what are you wearing: A little red t-shirt and plaid pajama pants. x. what are you craving: Nothing at the moment. x. what are you thinking about: Westside burning our flag. x. what are you lacking: Gonorrhea x. what are you going to do after this: Call Jason x. what are you dreaming on: A pillow with your picture under it. x. what are you hoping: That I'll get good sleep tonight. x. what are you reading: "what are you reading:" x. what are you listening to: "Dirty" by Christina Aguilera is in my head. x. last movie you saw: I can't remember x. last person you touched: Daddy x. last person you yelled at: Mommy x. last time you got pissed: Earlier at my mom x. last person you told you loved: Mommy x. last thing you drank: water x. last year, what were you for Halloween: nothing x. last year, you were: Busy with a play and depressed x. last time you were on the phone: about an hour and a half ago x. last song you heard: "Robot" by Tatu x. do you want to get married / divorce: married x. do you want to have children: i suppose x. do you want to tell certain people off: yeah. x. do you want to go outside: Not at the moment x. do you want to be somewhere else: yes.. x. do you want to be someone else: Nope. x. do you want to be famous: Sure. x. do you want to go for a walk: No, not at the moment. x. do you want to hug anyone: Not intensely, but yeah... one person. x. do you want to make a difference: Yes. x. how do you feel about PDA: It's OK, but too much is overdoing it. x. how do you feel about the other PDA: " x. how do you feel about alternative lifestyles: x. how do you feel about president bush: "Is our children learning?" x. how do you feel about birth control: It's a must and it should be slipped into some girls' drinks. x. how do you feel about abusive relationships: They happen. And they're bad. x. how do you feel about the internet: Very successful. x. how do you feel about your family: They're unique and wonderful. x. how do you feel about your friends: Most of them are really neat. x. how do you feel about murder: It's pointless, because someone will always piss you off even more. x. do you like jelly beans: Not that well. x. do you like to drive: No. x. do you like to eat out: Yeah. x. do you like being home: Mostly. x. do you like the people (or animals) you live with: Yep. x. do you like emo: Yeah, some of it! lol. x. do you like Microsoft: Yeah. x. do you like your name: Yeah, as a whole. x. do you like the person you ganked this from: Yeah. x. worst musical artist: B2K, O-Town, The Calling (I don't like Creed but they can actually play, so...) x. worst feeling in the world: Worry x. worst color combination: red and pink x. worst texture: bumpy x. worst taste to burp: spaghetti x. worst thing about people: they're so negative and phony x. worst thing about outer space: the astronauts x. worst element on the periodic table: Platonium x. Worst disease / infection to get: AIDS... staff is annoying, though. x. worst position to sleep in: with curlers or something hard on your head. Current Mood: okay Current Music: "Robot" Tatu (Comment on this)
Monday, August 19th, 2002
2:02 am	HAHA, who wouldna thunk it? Who's your daddy?? Find out @ blackhole (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 18th, 2002
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Saturday, August 17th, 2002
11:48 pm	more quizzes... *banana* What fuzzy creature are you? Who said robots don't have personality? Find out what anime girl you are. Icky Smelling What Random Object From Ydoc Nameloc's Room Are You? Head Vampire Find out what anime villan you are. (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 15th, 2002
2:05 am	more quiz shit What's *Your* Sex Sign? You Have a Small Ass! You don't complain about your ass as all. That's because it's tight and small. Everyone knows your ass is all that - Even if it is a bit flat. What Ass Do *You* Have?? You Are a Flaming Queen! You are a Flaming Queen. Oooh, honey. You're more femme than femme. Some may think your antics are over the top, but you know that you are the queen with the most style. Prance that beautiful body around town, and any man is your prey. What Kind of Queen Are *You*? Do *You* Need A Boob Job? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 13th, 2002
7:52 pm	on the rooftop shout it out... let's see, what's been going on... well, i've talked to **him**... it's good :) the other day i went to beckley with heather, joel, amanda, and jesus and we went to eat @ the Rio Grande. this waitor named Jorge Juarez gave me his number, so amanda thought it would be funny to give him mine. needless to say, he's been calling. i haven't been answering, though. dad's like, "the Juarez's are well known in Mexico for being bandits." this is a funny situation. hah. after that we went to adam's party. the band Section 8 played (my friends). this band consists of justin, john & michael gallimore, and dave lopez. dave.. heh.. *fans self*.. *shh* .. lol. i go to soccer practice and watch, since my dad coaches and all. he's always there. john plays now. uhhhhmmm... i saw Triple X with heather, joel, justin, trista, and crystal the other day. it was pretty good. the best part about it was the opening scene, featuring "Feuer Frei!" by RAMMSTEIN! *shrieks*... hehe. after the film we proceeded to go to this restaurant called Giovanni's. mind you, this place was filled with hicks. we sat down and crystal and trista noticed that the waitresses were pointing and rolling their eyes and saying, "eww.." (@ justin, he's a "punk" and wears "punk attire, including a green mohawk.) we got up and left. justin was the last one out, and as he was leaving, he screamed, "WELL, WE WOULD EAT HERE IF THE WAITRESSES HAD MANNERS!!" then these two bleach-blonde whores ran up to us and said, "WELL, WHY SHOULD WE? YOU LOOK FUCKIN' WEIRD *hick accent*" then justin started fake crying and this man, obviously drunk, walked outside with snuf running down his cheek and said, "*slur* i'll give ya somethin' to be scared of..." and he flipped us off. crystal's father phoned there later and he's going to speak to the manager. ok, for my photo album (which contains tons of pictures) go here: http://photos.yahoo.com/sarahemckinney i'll be updating it every once in a while. i can tell that justin is irritated @ me. to make a long story short, i was talking to this girl named heather brooks (she's the girlfriend of one of my friends, drewby.) i asked her if she knew this guy named clay gaston (who is good friends with andrew *rolls eyes*) and she replied that she did and asked me how i knew him. i told her, and she said, "OMG, he screwed over my best friend, stephanie" (the girl with the mohawk that he dated. she was born in 1988. lol) so, she sent me to this girl's website and i read this story about them. go here to read it and you'll find out why i'm pissed: http://www.girlwiththemohawk.cjb.net/ enter the link titled "tribute".. he didn't date her while he was dating me, but basically he cheated on me by meeting up with her,etc. you'll see. Current Mood: indifferent Current Music: "Ready To Go" -- Republica (Comment on this)
7:13 pm	quiz results... this is me. lol. My Favorite Male Part Is: The Back: Behind every good man is a good back. Ignore the whip scars... Find out your favorite male body part! I Am The Sex Toy: Fuzzy Cuffs: Everyone knows who's in charge here, its me! I'll grab you by the wrists and not let go until you are good and done. Ten-hut! Find out what sex toy you are. . . . What is my spectrum? I am green: My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life. . What is my spectrum? What magazine am I? I am Gig: Making it big or at least putting on a show that doesn't suck is my aim in life. Sure, it won't actually end up happening, but its fun to try anyways. What magazine am I? Am I The Greatest Song In The World? Rock: Indeed, I am the greatest song in the world! But you shalt never hear me, for I am far to great to be heard by the ears of mortals. Are you the greatest song in the world? The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Riki: Not as brutal as Cannibal Holocaust but much gorier; this manga inspired film features such lovelies as exploding heads and self disembowelment. Chock full of creative ways to brutally slaughter someone. Find out which b-movie suits you. My Romance Meter Optimist 65% . . 35% Cynic Close 50% . . 50% Distant Long Term 56% . . 44% Brief What does my romance meter read? Would I Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush . 0% chance Bush would kill you. . 24% chance Clinton would kill you. . 33% chance he would sexually harass you. . 76% chance you would kill them. Enter Combat (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 8th, 2002
8:26 pm	barefoot note: read this entry, the one below it, and the one below that one. i've just now updated it. today i went to soccer practice (boys') again. charity wrenn, jessica hypes, and joann smith were there. i don't really talk to charity... but... today i learned that she's a pretty kool person. jessica and i were really close freshman year... and we're still friends. and i've just started talking to joann again, i've known her since 5th grade. they were supposed to be playing soccer, but the girls' team had practiced earlier than they thought. we went on to DQ. john and michael gallimore were there, so we all sat down and started talking about how it was our senior year and none of us knew where we were going to college yet or even what we were exactly going to do. jessica said that she was going to stay in mullens, pregnant and barefoot. of course she was kidding. we had a good time. i took my senior picture today. just the one for the yearbook. i was in a black drape. i'll scan it when i get it and post it. i told the photographer that i wasn't going to show my teeth in the picture. you have to be assertive with them. i suppose that heather and adam are on their way to get joel. have a good trip, you guys!! oh lordy. heather told me that amanda (coleman) told her that tanisha told her that i told tanisha (you might have to re-read this a couple of times, lol) that amanda didn't sing well @ the hot lunch week performance last year. tanisha was the one who said it. i swear, tanisha starts shit with me every other year. i'm tired of children. i won't take this. i don't have the time nor the tolerance for it. Current Mood: calm Current Music: "dirt" -- depeche mode (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 7th, 2002
8:13 pm	you might as well be walking on the sun today i went to the boys' soccer practice to watch. (dad coaches, i might play girls' soccer, what the hell.) my friend jacque was there watching so she sat with me. i was waiting on amber, i was meeting her there. finally, she showed up. jacque left, and amber and me just kept watching and talking and such. dave lopez looks really hot. lol. i told kyle mcglothlin that he looked like a slurpee because he had on red socks that looked like tights and a neon sky blue shirt. lol. dave, kyle, amber and i were just sitting there talking. dave calls us "fellas" and kyle calls us "ladies". i told dave that i wasn't an earthling, so when i got online tonight he msged me saying, "greetings, martian..." lol. geezus cryst, i'm rambling. i don't know why. oh well. heather's going to go get joel tommarow night, and saturday adam's having this huge party and justin's band (john and his brother michael and dave are in it) are playing. get this! andrew was supposed to get the tickets to go to the warp tour with justin (justin was looking forward to this... he was soo excited) but he neglected to ask his boss off for work (lazy ass! i've known this for quite some time now.) and so he told justin @ the last minute that they couldn't go. there are a lot of ppl pissed. i had to take something for my arm (it's hurting), so i'm kind of feeling outttt theeeerrrrreeeee. lol. good stuff has been happening with **him** :) Current Mood: high Current Music: "dy'er mak'er" -- led zeppelin (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 4th, 2002
7:57 pm	strike! well, actually today is the 8th, but i've decided to write in this entry about what happened on the 4th. today i went bowling with doozer, dennis, and jimmy. justin and crystal were supposed to show up, but they didn't. oh well. they all came and picked me up in doozer's truck. i was waiting for their arrival outside and when they showed up my father came out. i asked him what he was doing because he was just standing their, so i assumed that he wanted to talk to them. they all got out and just stood there. he asked doozer something so dennis, jimmy, and me got back into the vehicle. then doozer got into the driver's seat and started it up. "i think i just shit in my pants...", said jimmy. "oh, yeah, i know. i know that i did." dennis agreed. "huh? why?" i kind of laughed. "your dad scared the shit out of us! he's gonna kill us!" dennis told me. "no, way, he actually was just trying to get to his car... you're parked right in front of it." i told them. "whatever. we're dead, dude" jimmy tells dennis. "you guys are pussies! there's nothing to be afraid of..." doozer goes down my hill. we're driving to the bowling alley and they put some rammstein in for me... jimmy asked what my favorite song by them was... hmmm.. that's a toughy. "sonne"? i absolutely *love* billy idol, and jimmy knows this, so he starts doing an impression of him. dennis says that billy idol kicks ass, and doozer gags. i hit him :) dennis hands me an insert of a new found glory cd. while i'm looking @ it, he's looking over my shoulder. well, he tells me later that he's looking down my shirt. note: dennis and i flirt A LOT. this does not change my feelings towards ... **him**... i flirt because i'm not dating **him**. so, we get to the alley and dennis gives me some cinnamon candy, "because i'm like cinnamon". btw, any of you who go bowling and don't wear socks... well... just don't do that. my feet got really sweaty. :/ i was the first one to bowl and i made a strike the first turn.... mind you, i'm not a consistent bowler; therefore, i make a few gutter balls and then a strike and then i'll knock approx. 4 of the pins down. dennis and i flirted pretty hardcore throughout the games... yeah yeah. heh. i started playing music on the jukebox, one song that i played was "too legit to quit" by mc hammer. dennis and i were "gettin' down", lol, but doozer and jimmy bitched me out! (not seriously, though). after this, we went to mcdonalds ... and then they took me home @ midnight. doozer takes bowling pretty seriously. he does. Current Mood: rejuvenated Current Music: "Too Legit To Quit" -- MC Hammer, haha. (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 3rd, 2002
6:19 pm	swim in a deep sea of blankets yeah, i wish that i could swim in a deep sea of blankets. i'm talking to **him**... :) anyway, nothing much has happened today, i went to the doctor and to my grandmother's. *twirls finger in air* haha. yesterday, though, was soo amusing. heather and i skipped sam's party and went to beckley and picked up amanda and jesus (matt). jesus looks like jesus, for he has long hair and wears those little brown sandals. haha. he's a nice dude. well, heather, amanda, and i lost jesus on the interstate, so we called each other on the cell and stopped @ this gas station, where us three girls proceeded to purchase gobs of junk food (they got more than me, @ time i eat as much as a bird would *shrug*). we waited in the car, eating, and made faces and yelled @ strangers. we were going to patrick's. patrick is this guy that heather knows; they're not on such good terms. jesus is friends with him, though. but yeah, heather was driving and amanda had gotten into the passenger's side and jesus and me were in the back. jesus called patrick on our way and told him that we were coming over. he told him that we weren't. (he tries to act "goth" and anti-social). jesus goes, "uhm, he like, says he can't come overrr..." (mind you, he sounds like he's in the movie "Wayne's World". almost exactly!) and amanda screams, "we've already came all this way, we are coming over!" (she doesn't know him. at all.) and jesus tells him, "well, uhm, sorry, but like, i guess we are anyway... yeah, i know, but i'm like, not in control of the wheel, dude... turn left, heather..." (i found that part ultra amusing.) well, we got to his house and jesus and amanda got out. amanda trampled over the flowers and went up to the house and knocked on the door vigorously. lol. his father answered and she said that he told her that patrick was shy and he asked her if she bit and she said, "not unless he wants me to!" (!) while she was talking to him, i noticed that jesus, who was at the bottom of the stairs, started talking on the cell. it was patrick, telling him to go away. so, his father eventually told amanda that he didn't think that patrick was coming out. so, she left. we got back into the car and circled the block (it was a very nice neighborhood). we saw this boy with sunglasses walking up the street below patrick's house. amanda thought he was hot, so we stopped and asked him how old he was, "how old do ya think i am?" (he had a new england accent of some sort) we guessed 16, he was 13! "uhmm..." we all exclaimed. "well, will you do us a favor?" asked amanda. "what?" he asked. "go to this guy's house and tell him to come out. ask for patrick." amanda told him. "there's no room, so you'll have to sit on my lap." so, this lanky, tall boy who was 13 got in and sat on amanda's lap until we re-circulated the neighborhood. he got out and went up to the house (we were actually pulled off the side of the road three houses up) the little boy knocked on the door and we then saw them let him in! this was becoming too amusing. we were all laughing so hard. it was taking longer than it should've, but as jesus was about to call patrick on the cell and tell him to send the little boy out, he came out, ran up to the vehicle and said, "He wouldn't open his GODDAM bedroom door! I just stood their yelling for him..." It was funny the way he stressed the curse word. It kills me when little kids do that to impress older kids. well, the little boy had to go, because he was from NJ and i presume that he was staying with relatives (i knew from the accent, i just knew it!) so then we ventured back to the gas station to drop jesus off @ his car. amanda couldn't stay the night with heather, but i did. Current Mood: giddy Current Music: "Your Body Is A Wonderland" - John Mayer (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 1st, 2002
11:22 pm	i'm a mouse on mars? neato mosquito. What obscure band are you? (Comment on this)
11:10 pm	i wanted to be vanessa carlton :( Who's your inner singer-songwriter? Take the quiz! oh, well. michelle branch is neat. i have pool hair. i'm on the telephone with heather, adam, and amanda. i went swimming today. i need to shave, like always. i've been depressed lately... but i'll deal. Current Mood: hot Current Music: some classic rock song... it's rare or something (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 30th, 2002
11:37 pm	dearest chelsey, since i cannot comment, this is dedicated to you quickly. i've read about everything with john, and i'm sorry. i want you to know that since you're having to wait for something good in love to happen for you, when it happens for you, it'll be forever. yes, i just quoted "Sixteen Candles", sue me. it's true. i know this. :) ly! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
11:29 pm	power junkie Are any of us surprised? No... : What kind of Drug Addict are you? it stormed today and our power went off. i don't have much to say. we're not moving into the house that we were going to, but we had another house in line and i think i like it better. we're buying it. i went to o-town today with my parents. very rare. lol. i went into Magic Mart to buy Now vol. 10 and it was sold out. i don't really like "trendy" music *that* much, but i have every single 9 of them, so i need this one. i'm ocd. sue me. hehe. Current Mood: tired Current Music: "Back To You" - John Mayor (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 28th, 2002
12:55 am	feed your empty brain with your hydroponic pot wowee. today was a weird/big day. i got up thinking that it was going to be incredibly boring, but it wasn't. oh no it so wasn't. well, heather and justin called me @ around 3. they were going to come over, so justin got off the phone to go get dressed. well, heather and i kept talking for a minute and she told me something nice **he** said :) and then i decided i would ask my parents if they could come to my house. so, i went in there, dreading to ask (mind you, they had been acting kind of strange around me all morning/noon). well, i'll try to remember the convo: me: Uhm, even if we have to stay outside... can Heather and Justin come over? mom: *flips mushrooms in butter in pan* *face hardens* Oh, noo! Robert and I have discussed this and you aren't going to be doing anything for a very loooong time. me: *defiantly* UH... WHY?!? mom: Ask your father. me: *starts to run mouth* UHHHHH... I didn't do anything *yadda yadda* dad: We'll discuss it thoroughly later, yet here's a question for you. What are you doing with Kristi's Prozac bottle in your bag? me: WHAT?!? How did her bottle of Prozac get into MY bag?! dad: I don't know, that's why I asked you. Well, I kept trying to convince them that I wasn't taking Prozac, and I don't think they bought it, even though i'm really not. i remember @ adam's our bags were all on his bed and we went through her purse to find her sunglasses and i suppose that her bottle landed in my bag... it was an open bag. well, justin came over anyway, and adam bishop called and invited me to go to the movies with him, adam, and sam. finally, mom and dad let me go. i brought justin, too. we saw "k-19". it's ok for that type of movie. get this!! my ex andrew (i haven't talked about him in here because we dated this year for like, a couple of months. it mostly just consisted of hanging out and uhm, other stuff. let's just leave it with "no substance"! whatsoever!) ... well, before i begin the little story i had better give you the 411 on this dude. i met him during the last week of november (and for any of you who know me personally and decide to jump to the conclusion that i loved him or still like him or whatever... I JUST HAVE AN AMAZING MEMORY -- ESPECIALLY DEALING WITH TIME!!!) when justin brought him to my house to hang out. he was attractive, yes. a little beefy, spiky dark hair with red highlights, big brown eyes, smelled decent. he was a really, really nice guy, i mean, you could just TELL that he went out of his way to be nice to everyone. in fact, it got on my nerves somewhat, but.. anywho.. lol.. he started calling me and he told justin and everyone including ME that he really liked me. well, of course there were still strings attached to **him**, but i decided that i had better just *try* this, because for those of you that don't know **him**.. well.. he's just weird. nothing was going to get on the ball just like *that*. i'll discuss it sometime. so, after a month or so, i decided to go for it. well, of course he kissed my ass all the time and if you've seen the film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" you know it's true -- "You can't respect anyone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work that way." well, i invited him to my prom for numerous reasons, one of which was that he doesn't go to public school (he's homeschooled) and he was in his senior year (his family are Jehovah's Witnesses. proceed with laughs.). around march, he started acting very strange. acting as though it was a chore to visit me, a chore to go to prom with me, he wouldn't return any of my phone calls (like he was a decent conversationalist anyway, ha.), et cetera. he also gained a lot of weight and slept all day and neglected to bathe and was acting like an uncouth bastard, so i dumped him! it was the last minute before prom. therefore, i didn't have a date, but it was fun, anyway. :P well, starting from "get this!!" -- joel, aka heather's boyfriend and my friend (who lives a few hours away) is going to go to Warp Tour with justin and andrew in a week or so. andrew is going to order the tickets, so heather called him on 3way with me to bitch him out for not getting on the ball or something. lol. anywho, his Jehovah mother told us that he was "at his girlfriend's house" i suppose to make me jealous or something because she would always specify to this barbara girl that liked andrew and called him while he was gone out with me and justin. anywho, i presumed that it was this 14 year old girl with a mohawk named stephanie that i heard that he was hanging out with, but talking to justin i learned differently. mind you, it irks me that the prick is getting some. i asked justin if he was dating stephanie and he said, "uh.. no.. he's dating jessica." (i don't know these girls.) and i was like, "jessica?! who's that?" and he replied, "stephanie's friend." and i said, "well, what happened to stephanie?!" and he said, "oh, well, she was just a fuck buddy" me, "WHAT?!" and he said, "yep. now he's with jessica." so, apparently my decision to dump him rings, "ding ding ding! *green light*." hehe. justin did clarify that he didn't do that stuff while he and i were dating... because i screamed something haughty about std's and getting checked. adam replied with something hilarious, which i cannot reveal. i think that my parents are going to believe me. i hope. and i'm on someone's friend list by the name of lavender_bitch. who are you? hehe. Current Mood: curious Current Music: "Making Out" - No Doubt (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 27th, 2002
11:26 pm	woof well, i'm going to type in this oh so spacious box again. lori is great. i was reading her journal, this goes out to you from her - the four degrees of livejournal: 1. 'and the trees, like sinews..'-- "literary", mainly comprised of physical observations and poetic blahblah, written by upper-crust teenagers and college kids 2. 'today i ate spaghetti o's..' -- the obligatory blog, with emotions mixed in semi-regularly. teenagers and adults alike love this one. 3. 'she hates me, but he loves me' -- the journal in which no one can understand because 'he' and 'she' might not even exist. a teenage trend. 4. 'i hate people who ...' -- the misanthropic ranting journal, where the author actually assumes the reader cares. twenty-somethings are prone to this. i can't become tagged as any of these. oh no. not me. ~ i love this girl. we go way back. uhm, i think i can be classified as a number 2, sadly. i just choose not to divulge in my personage. i may elaborate as days go by. i don't sleep, really, so prepare to read incoherent rambles @ times. (lori, would you consider @ an ebonic? i mean, the way i used it... i suppose it is. *shrug*) i was really sick today. friday i went to adam's and had that co-ed sleepover (close friends, no strangers with creepy smiles blowing smoke into your face that slip a mickey into your club soda so they can proceed in fucking your brains out.) this just consisted of me, adam, heather, kristi, justin, and chris. yeah. we didn't go to bed until 8:00 am. i slept until 11:00 am. of course, heather went to bed @ 2:00 am and woke up as we were going to go to bed @ 5 until 6 and she kept us up by singing in adam's face as he threw her on top of justin and me. it was quite the amusing. finally, she went back to sleep. i think she got hit in the head with a lava lamp. adam, justin, and i were sitting on adam's porch @ 4:00 am having an analytical convo about **him**. it was nice. :) ANYWHO, i'm going to get offline soon. Current Mood: amused Current Music: crickets. no music, but john mayer is hot!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:04 pm	oh, well, yay. hehe. ooh, neat. i never knew that you didn't have to have it downloaded to put the current mood and music on the entry. that's the best part about it. *is a dork*. so, since i'm bored, i'm going to go through and remember my mood and music and do the entries before this one. yay! *highlight of my day - so sad.* Current Mood: thirsty Current Music: Still that damn ol' J-Lo song! (1 Comment |Comment on this)